Zompocalypse Now
This ain't your grandma's zombie/undead/flesh-eaters movie, folks. We're talkin' a bloodsoaked/gory/decomposing rampage of epic proportions where the only thing faster than these braindead/mindless/hungry hordes is the bulletproof/rapid-fire/chainsaw-wielding hero tryin' to stop them/put an end to their reign of terror/slice and dice his way throug